he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
This can only be settled by a dance off.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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