I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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