Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
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she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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