if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
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