I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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