Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
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Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
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