this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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