all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
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I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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