brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
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roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
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wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
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