Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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