i don't like sucking hair
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
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My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
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I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden