Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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