what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
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Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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