I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
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Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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