Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
We left an ass print on the piano.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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