As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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