very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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