She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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