YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
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You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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