exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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