I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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