The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
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What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
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after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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