reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
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I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
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They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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