Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
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as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
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why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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