We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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