they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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