the new term for farting is butt boxing.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
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You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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