How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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