two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I wish i was in the wii world.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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