"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Randomize
