how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Did we literally take a cab across the street
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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