Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Randomize
