I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I will be naked everywhere
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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