WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
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I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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