i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
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You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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