left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
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STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
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Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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