I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
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its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
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Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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