I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
In other news, I just burned my penis
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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