What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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