marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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