We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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