they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
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It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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