I think my vagina is haunted
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
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yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
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Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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