: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
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Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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