is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
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I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
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You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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