They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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