if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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