hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
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Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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