she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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