so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
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Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
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Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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