Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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