He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I love having hate sex.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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