Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
You've changed since you got that strap on
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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