He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Randomize
